^{Top Ten Jack Bauer/Parental Sayings}

10) "We don't have time! I SAID WE DON'T HAVE TIME!!"

9) "I guarantee if you don't cooperate your day is going to get very unpleasant."

8) "Don't you lie to me. I'll know if you're lying."

7) "I'm having a bad day, alright?"

6) "This is for your own good."

5) "Please don't call it a man-purse."

4) "Move. Move. MOVE!!"

3) "It's very complicated. I can't explain it right now."

2) (tie)"I have a visual on the hostiles."/ "Are those juice boxes?"

1) "We'll be there in five minutes."