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Tuesday, February 27, 2007


Scorpion and the Frog
Has anybody documented the number of times the Scorpion and the Frog parable has been used in movies and TV since The Crying Game? I can't remember hearing it prior to that, but I'm starting to think it gets into every TV series at some point. The Dresden Files made reference to it in the last episode and I heard Chakotay tell it in a Voyager rerun last week, which is what got me thinking about how many times I've thought "not the Scorpion and the Frog again" since Forest Whitaker told it to Stephen Rea.

And, by the way, KSR's Sixty Days and Counting came out today. Finally. It's been a long wait, especially since I've been bogged down in The Historian for weeks now ... I doubt you were tempted, but I can tell you if you were, don't bother. It's crap. Kostova's bloodless prose is uniquely unsuited for telling vampire stories. Bulgarian travel guides, maybe, but not vampires.

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Sunday, February 25, 2007

Not the time to get back into comics A few years ago I did a review of a book about Spider-Man, which is how I learned that Mary-Jane and Peter Parker are divorced. Turns out - spoiler alert - Mary-Jane has died, because of Peter Parker's radioactive sperm (scroll down to the Spider-Man review). "Seriously, Marvel, WHAT THE FUCK? At what point did Spider-Man having radioactive sperm ever seem like a good idea? At what point did anyone even think about Spider-Man having radioactive sperm?" No one tell Kirsten Dunst.

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Saturday, February 24, 2007

Fugazi Live CD Series

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I'd never heard of Elizabeth Enright's children's novel The Saturdays and it's certainly not what I read as a kid. First published in 1941, The Saturdays is the first book of the Melendys, four kids living with their father in a four story "mistake" of a house in New York City. The kids figure out that if they pool their allowance, one kid per week can have some sort of adventure that would otherwise be out of reach.

Nothing magic happens, but The Saturdays is something of a fantasy to today's reader. The kids are all bright and get along with minimal supervision. They play elaborate and well-thought out games and make-do with whatever beat-up toys and cast-offs they have. They can wander around New York without parents. Scary old ladies become generous and interesting friends, Dad understands - rather quickly - why his daughter went out and cut off her hair, and kids who have lost their mother get to spend the summer in a lighthouse. You want childhood to be like this. The view of 1940 New York is kind of interesting too. Cops that have faces like hams, the older kids are aware of World War II, and none of the destinations have those ubiquitous allowance-suckers, gift shops. The Saturdays is the kind of book you might give to a more mature kid and even then it might not be appreciated for years, but it belongs in the pantheon of Great Kids Books.

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09:05 bone daddy

Friday, February 23, 2007

You just wait Wild chimps seen using weapons. Of course, it wasn't a pistol. Yet. Also, they used weapons to hunt, not to settle bets so they have some work to do.

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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Tower Defence
I'm addicted. Best score so far 71.

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TC Rotisserie Baseball 2007
It's that time of year again: pitcher and catchers have reported, baseballs are whipping around Florida and Arizona, Dice-K's having a daily press conference -- time to register for TC's fantasy baseball league. It's free ($9.99 if you decide to spring for Yahoo's Live Stat Tracker), basically the same as last year but with more moves allowed. League name is TC2007,League ID#: 90892 and the password to join is "monkey".

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Tuesday, February 20, 2007

I didn't say what I just said, and neither did Lincoln Representative Don Young calls for the exile or execution of Republican war supporters with his quote of Lincoln, "Congressmen who willfully take action during wartime that damage morale and undermine the military are saboteurs, and should be arrested, exiled or hanged." I understand Republican policies, like the "surge," and stop-loss-stay-in-Iraq-longer and the unforgettable "Armor? Eh, you won't need it," hurt troop morale, but I think executing Republicans is taking matters a bit far. This is also especially confusing because Young is a conservative Republican himself. Certainly, the Iraq war can change some hearts. Young's spokesman weirdly points out that Young was "not advocating the hanging of Democrats," which seems obvious to me. Should Democrats really be executed for not oppossing the war strongly enough? Seems harsh. Young himself supported the war until this recent quote.

Turns out, the quote isn't even Lincoln's. Some right-wing goon misquoted Lincoln and now every flying monkey on the web thinks Lincoln has blessed their personal purge fantasies. (via Ghost in the Machine)

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Sunday, February 18, 2007

Shark news:
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Saturday, February 17, 2007

In my quest to read the book about the political build-up to the Iraq war, I finished Michael Isikoff and David Corn's Hubris: The Inside Story of Spin, Scandal and the Selling of the Iraq War. It's very good, but not definitive. The outing of Valerie Plame gets a lot of attention and Judy Miller of the New York Times has probably never looked worse. The authors document the backstory of three accusations propping up the Iraq menace: uranium in Niger, aluminum tubes, and mobile labs. How easily these could have been kicked out from under the blustery, lying, incompetent Bush adminstration shocks even a cynic like me. Of course, that would have taken an aggressive media, a bold opposition party and maybe somebody inside Bush's bubble willing to say no.

Anneheart's on a quest to read 100 books in '07. I'm not going to make it - without counting kids books anyway - if I keep hitting books like Fiasco and Hubris. I did tear through the second, but neither were particularly lively and both were, obviously, depressing.

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22:40 bone daddy

Lots and lots of rock tattoos. Many of htem cool. Many of them so sad they must be real.

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22:38 bone daddy

Thursday, February 15, 2007

Now I wouldn't run around saying conservatives have no sense of humor. That's just not right. Political humor, though? Well, I'm sure there are a few examples around but you have to dig and scrape for them. They do fear and anger real well. Not so much with the laughs. Anyway, Fox "News" plans to start airing a comedy show in response to their faltering ratings and The Daily Show, which they misperceive as liberal. You can watch a couple of clips, here and here. (Be warned, the second one contains Rush Limbaugh pretending to be president, making jokes about Cindy Sheehan. Maybe don't watch while eating.) They are astonishingly bad. Could the show actually be this bad? I'd say it couldn't be, but this is the stuff they want us to see. Imagine the stuff they're hiding. The funniest part is the laugh-track, needed because actual people wouldn't laugh at that stuff.

We have a local example of conservative humor here in Connecticut. Central Connecticut State University opinion editor John Petroski wrote an ugly essay called "Rape Only Hurts If You Fight It" and then claimed it was satire of media sensationalism when he had to apologize for it. I'm not sure where the satire part comes in. It reads to me like he thought it would be fun to piss some women off. There's nothing in his essay about the media ... ? Anyway, maybe the viewers (both of them!) of Fox's comedy got it.

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11:26 bone daddy

I realize this is late and I'm not really much of a fan, but I'm endlessly amused that the Dixie Chicks won a bunch of Grammies for their song "I'm So Not Apologizing To You Twits."

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11:03 bone daddy

Go, Al, Go!

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Tuesday, February 13, 2007

More, whiny, sissified complaining about all the torture in 24. Oh, wait, this time it's the U.S. Military that has asked the producers to tone it down, which is a little like asking Seinfeld to do their show without all that dating or Monday Night Football to get rid of all that tackling. "The disturbing thing is that although torture may cause Jack Bauer some angst, it is always the patriotic thing to do." Jack Bauer might as well be Spider-Man and the villians might as well twirl their handlebar moustaches for all the realism on this show. It's chilling to think that anyone in the military might us it as some sort of instruction manual.

Spoilers: And for those who caught last night's episode, the torture continued. Having been lead to believe that he killed his brother through excessive torture - that's right, Jack went outside the amount of torture-drug allowed by their Protocol of Legal and Ethical Torture - Jack fears he can't do the job anymore. Meanwhile, Morris is tortured until he agrees to make a nuclear trigger. Both men are wrecks because they failed at what - on 24 - makes you a good soldier: withstanding or inflicting torture. My essay on 24 from two years ago has stood the test of time. "On 24, the good guys embrace torture without losing their morality. In fact, sometimes it is their willingness to embrace torture that makes 24's good guys good. How much do you want to bet that Attorney General Gonzales Tivos this show?"

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13:24 bone daddy

The UConn women probably played themselves into a number 1 seed for the NCAA tournament on Sunday, beating LSU on the road in their last regular season game against a top ten team. Given the strength of their schedule, and that their losses were close, against top three teams and in January, it will take a surprising loss to knock them out of a top seed. After poor games against Tennessee and North Carolina, Montgomery finally played huge against a top team - 5 of 7 threes, including two in the closing minutes that were downright Taurasi-esque. Tina Charles also had her freshman coming out party - 17 pts/ 9 rbs against one of the best centers in the country. Tonight's game against #20 Louisville can complete a four game sweep against ranked teams. Good news all around.

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09:33 bone daddy

Monday, February 12, 2007

I've put a finetune list together as well. Western Swing, Alt-Country, Honky Tonk type stuff. Looks like I've also migrated us to the new blogger. See how that goes.

I've turned the blogger comments on. They'll be moderated. I set it to me but I'd really rather not do it, I think I'd rather just drop the comments all together, so if another cryptonaut would like to take it over, please feel free.

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Friday, February 09, 2007

I started using finetune, a internet radio/playlist site that lets you set up and then stream music. (To satisfy copyright law, you have to set up a 45 song list with no more than three songs from any one artist and it plays in random order. Also other people can see and listen to it.) They give you an "I'm lazy" button to fill in the rest of your list if you don't have the time to fill up to 45. So it only took me about ten minutes to set up this playlist, filled with that shoe-gazery stuff I occassionally push on unsuspecting visitors. I haven't really tested it out - i.e. played it while working on a bunch of other things or tested "If you like X try Y" tags - but it seems to be a nice alternative to iTunes radio.

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14:21 bone daddy

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Personally, I was thrilled to see all the rain in Miami for the SuperBowl, partially because my sister-in-law was there and now I get to laugh at her, partially because I thought it would give the Bears a better chance and partially because I hoped for a fun, fumble-filled slip-n-slide SuperBowl. Lots of fumbles, not a lot of fun, though. Now Patriots fans will have an even greater understanding of what it is like to be Yankees fans as the Colts finally get a championship. (It's not that bad. Very soon, Colts fans will learn what Red Sox fans have realized: sooner or later you should win a championship. Now with the monkey off your back, you're just like, say, the Ravens or the Diamondbacks. You're not a joke anymore, but "What have you done lately" comes quickly.)

Anyway, an unpleasant SuperBowl was paired with mostly unpleasant commecials. Are conservative prudes really complaining about Prince's shadow boner? Probably just a reflex with them. Frankly, the SuperBowl has become off-limits (or at least pause-protected) for young kids anyway thanks to Go-Daddy-ish and erectile dysfunction commercials or violent movie/TV promos. (Maybe Prince's shadow could do an erectile dysfunction commercial.)

The opening kick-off and Dave-n-Oprah were the two best moments of the night for me.

09:14 bone daddy

Friday, February 02, 2007

RIP Molly Ivins
~sigh~ I just now saw the obit. One less voice of reason.

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