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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Finally
The new Doctor Who will get a domestic DVD release.

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10:51 c-dog

Okay folks, have some coffee, stretch, warm up a little, and get on the same page. Suggesting that our troops need to come home is flat-out treason. Agreed? Good. Leaving is losing. Cut-and-run is for cowards and former Marines (who may not have really been in the Marines - we're looking into that, Murtha). We will be in Iraq until Iraq is stable and the security forces can take care of the violence. Still with me? Good. Given that more than 270 people have been killed since Nov. 18 in bombings and since that's only the public deaths, not the private killings orchestrated by death squads forming within the security forces (who have to do something since they're not stopping the bombings), only a fool would suggest Iraq is ready to take care of itself. Just shout this at the "timetable" crowd again and again. Throw in words like "despicable" and "troop morale" if you must. Good work, people.

(By the way, all this expires today when Bush announces that Iraq is doing swell and some troops need to come home. New "of course they have to come home" pages coming soon!)

10:20 bone daddy

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Less of a sauce, more of a glaze The Bad Sex in Fiction Award.

23:18 bone daddy

If they have to do a Buffy movie - and really, they don't - I really wish they wouldn't do a Spike spin-off.

22:58 bone daddy

Monday, November 28, 2005

Trampoline Bear
I know this has been around for a while but I've never linked it. Oh man. Can't get enough of the trampoline bear video.

This in lieu of the snarky post about how we used to be the ones saying you shouldn't have secret prisons and torture people with a link to the article about how the EU has made every American with a conscience (again) ashamed of our government. OK, never mind in lieu of, here's the link. The bear video is much funnier.

18:03 c-dog

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

George Bush did not lie. Can we get this straight, people? Is trusting the words of an unreliable and unstable informant a lie? Of course not. If you just repeat what somebody named Curveball says does that make it a lie? No. If Curveball tells you what you want to hear and you repeat it against the advice of U.S. intelligence and against the advice of Curveball's German intelligence handlers, are you a liar? Of course not. That's repeating what you want to be true and declaring it true because somebody said it. Who could call that a lie? Discipline, people. Get on the same page. George Bush did not lie.

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22:54 bone daddy

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire doesn't insult the franchise. It's certainly a big step up from the first two films and I had a good time watching it. Maybe because it follows Prisoner, which was such a huge advance, or maybe because it is tackling one of the longest books, but it rarely became more than a compliment to the book for me. Consider that polyjuice potion is central to the plot of this movie, it's key in the big bad reveal at the end, and yet it's never explained because if you don't know, you probably aren't watching the movie. Forced to reduce a lot of plot to fit two and a half hours, Goblet pushes a lot of new characters in and out, like Krum, Madame Maxine, Rita Skeeter and Fleur. And it's not some of the very capable supporting actors hogging the screen. Snape and Hagrid probably have about a dozen lines combined. Still, it has become clear that the main three were well-chosen. They capably bring Harry, Ron and Hermione into young adulthood. The lead up to the Yule Ball was especially well-done. (They took their time with it.) The movie doesn't really hit many false notes. Hogwarts looked terrific, the lake and the Durmstrang boat had great presence, the effects were top-notch and the actors almost universally solid. And that was quite a dragon. It just doesn't add enough to compensate for reducing the story to its plot points. For example, the lengthy falling out between Harry and Ron, so dramatic in the book, is reduced to something of a quick snit on screen. If you're a Potter fan, there's really nothing wrong with the movie at all. It's as good as it can be given that they're not going to radically depart from the book or go over 150 minutes. I hope they get a move on with Pheonix so they can use these actors before they hit O.C. levels of ridiculously aged actors playing kids.

11:10 bone daddy

The UConn women's basketball team is off to a great start with an impressive win over Oklahoma. Still, a lot of people are focusing on the three consecutive non-sellouts. The idea has even been floated, by Mike DiMauro of the New London Day that "[T]here are more empty seats and less passion because the UConn women aren't as white as they used to be." Personally, I doubt it. Two years ago, the NCAA tournament games in Connecticut weren't sold out because they were bound in packages costing well over $100. And that was a team with a white superstar in Diana Taurasi on its way to a championship. Jeff Jacobs correctly puts some of the blame on the increased ticket prices, eliminated senior discount and tepid corporate seats near the court. The bar is set incredibly high for the UConn Huskies both in terms of dominance and on-court charisma. Couple a slip in those areas with some football-inspired gouging and you get some empty seats. Me, I've got high hopes for this team.

10:14 bone daddy

Monday, November 21, 2005

Oragami is not my cup of tea, but I was blown away by some of these pieces.

09:28 prime time

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Anti-Anti-Utopianism
Joshua Glen's got a relatively thoughtful article in today's Globe that reviews the Jamesonian perspective on utopian sci-fi from Bellamy's Looking Backward through the likes of Delany, LeGuin, and PKD. Ultimately, (you probably saw this coming if you know who my favorite author is) Kim Stanley Robinson is described as the contemporary author whose novels do the best job of challenging readers to imagine alternatives.

22:46 c-dog

Friday, November 18, 2005

I Am Not A Number!
New Prisoner series in the works.

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16:01 c-dog

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

While there is some joy in watching the Bush regime implode, maybe we shouldn't have to. I won't go around calling 2004 "stolen" (a la 2000), but "suspicious" is warranted.

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19:54 bone daddy

Sunday, November 13, 2005

C-Dog's Web Presence Audit
This is a fairly comprehensive list of publicly accessible web pages I maintain or have contributed to.
amazon - my reviews
amazon wish list - books
amazon wish list - everything else
reader2
my shelf at bookcrossing.com
my KSR page
my dvds [somewhat outdated]
family photos
flickr - more pix
vimeo - my clips
me and the missus
sports takes - infrequent sports related blogging
stumbles
43 things
TC T-Shirt
c-dog designed t-shirts at zazzle.com Exclusive 'Triptych Cryptic' t-shirt available! I think it looks best when the color is set to Natural.


sometimes i sell stuff on ebay
2005 fantasy football - chupacabras
last.fm
east hartford wiki - contributor

18:24 c-dog

Friday, November 11, 2005

If you happen to be one of the few gainfully employed editorial cartoonists in America, you really shouldn't commit plagiarism. But if you are, why steal from The Hartford Courant's Bob Englehart? Seriously, he stinks.

21:11 bone daddy

So Bush's big speech today, which for something so "new" certainly cribbed a lot from earlier speeches, featured the President claiming we should not rewrite history or speak deceptively about the war. Okay, how many jokes can you make out of this? It's like Clinton coming out against adultery in the midst of the Lewinsky scandal. "We should not speak deceptively about the war ... starting now! He also played the "support the troops" platitude. Because you know, pointing out that they're in a quagmire is bad. Sending them into the quagmire, not so much.

20:54 bone daddy

Thursday, November 10, 2005

New Model Cybermen
Link to BBC Article

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19:52 c-dog

Another List to Nitpick
Empire's 50 Greatest Independent Films


  • Sideways at #9?! Shouldn't be on the list. I chuckled a few times, sure, I'm not saying it's a bad movie ... it's just not anywhere near that good.
  • Sex, Lies, and Videotape? I must be the only person that thinks this is, maybe, Soderbergh's 5th best movie.
  • I'm less bothered by The Usual Suspects at #8. It would be on my list of 50, just not near the top.
  • I'm puzzled by The Terminator's inclusion, I wouldn't have thought it was 'indie'?
  • 29th seems like a reach for Keitel's The Bad Lieutenant. I was bored and didn't pay much attention to it, so I don't remember it too well. But, I can't believe it's a good sign that what I remember about it is being bored and thinking "overrated."
  • The Blair Witch Project ahead of Grosse Point Blanke? I think not. At least flip them, then drop BWP (off the list) and push GPB up a few more places.
  • There's no way El Mariachi should've been the last one in.
  • Swingers belongs in the top 20, not at the back end.
  • City of God at #17 is better than at least 5 of the movies rated ahead of it.
The good thing about lists like this is there are a bunch of movies (seventeen, I think) on there that I havent't seen ... a few of which look interesting enough to add to my Netflix queue. I'm not much of a gross out/horror movie guy, so I really have no desire to see, for example, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. However, speaking of gross horror, where the heck is Peter Jackson's Dead Alive?! That's a Top Tenner they missed!

13:05 c-dog

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Has the President really been watching The West Wing? Well, what do you think he's been doing? Reading?

22:45 bone daddy

Saturday, November 05, 2005

Hartford Courant columnist and radio guy Colin McEnroe has started a blog To Wit. Old timers like me can remember his first blog, back when they were called "on-line journals" or something like that. Hell, I can also remember when he used to write three times a week for the Courant. Anyway, it will likely be worth visiting. To mark this occassion, I'll steal a link about Plamegate explained simply, and with cute pictures.

19:00 bone daddy

Muay Thai Ascending
Finally saw Ong Bak: The Thai Warrior last night. I know I'm way behind the times here but I've got to rave about it anyways. If you're even just slightly disposed to like a good martial arts movie, you've got to check this one out. It's pretty much everything you look for in a movie that explores the complex themes of "guys kicking each other in the head" and "you stole my village's Buddha head and I'm going to get it back." What's nice is there's not a lot of b.s. around the secondary characters ... just enough dialogue and plot to connect the fight and chase sequences without getting mired down in the B-movie style acting.

Muay Thai has gotten kind of a bad rap ever since Bruce Lee busted up those Thai baddies in The Big Boss (Fists of Fury). When martial arts movie fans think of Muay Thai Boxing, I think we tend to see it as the second or third style used by one of the hero's opponents in a tournament, looks tough with all those knees and elbows, but the Thai Boxer always loses. Tony Jaa definitely restores some lustre to the Muay Thai style in this flick.

Lots of guys (Donnie Yen, Mark Dacascos, Van Damme) looked for a movie or two like they might pick up the mantle created by Bruce Lee then assumed by Jackie Chan and Jet Li -- a mantle which frankly needs some younger shoulders to rest upon; but, those other guys just continued to make B-movies that left people looking for something better. Ong Bak makes me think Tony Jaa's got the chops to be the next worldwide martial arts star.

CGI and wire-fu have their place but you can't fake the visceral thrill of watching a guy jump off the back of a pick up truck and bust the motorcycle helmet off an underpaid stuntman's head. There's a chase sequence in Ong Bak that would make Jackie proud: jumping through hoops, running over tables, sliding under trucks and jumping over cars. The only thing that works against the movie's energy is the woeful score: the lamest 'hip hop' and 'techno' I think I ever heard, both apparently produced on the same cheap synthesiser. Still, big thumbs up from me. If it's not already, move it to the top of your Netflix queue.

09:02 c-dog

Thursday, November 03, 2005

I apologize if this sounds trendy, but I'm totally into sudoku these days. I think I've also figured out a stress-free approach to the puzzles. Approach the game without ego and never backtrack. Instead of erasing dozens of numbers if you've screwed up and trying to figure out where things went wrong, just admit you were beat and move on. Saves a lot on stress. And, unlike my previous addiction to Kung Fu Chess, sudoku doesn't rely on my Internet connection at all.

20:22 bone daddy